son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix
wait there’s PORN on netflix?
smooshing him awake
i can’t sleep without you here (via suspend)
u still use a nokia?? haha loser btw how was bingo night did u remember to take ur medication?
I was downtown tonight and I passed this group of big kinda scary looking guys and all I heard was “are you fucking kidding me? harry potter wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the hunger games.”
“Every new country she goes to, she gets colored in. Epic”.
Omfg that’s so sick.
hopefully she’ll get all countries filled in omg i’m so excited for her
normally i’m not big on tattoos but this is awesome
hopefully over my lifetime on tumblr I see updated versions of this
Mcdonalds breakfast mmmmm
that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans